pat showed me this website today....

Geologist - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

this is AWESOME.... some of my favorites...a lot of these remind me of undergrad...

• 'Geologists and Breeding' category...ummm.. yeah...
  
• 'How to spot a Geologist'
• Hand-lens, compass, pen-knife, handcuffs etc. tied round neck with string.
• Overenthusiasm on the subject of dinosaurs. i dinosaurs
• Takes photos, includes people only for scale, and has more pictures of rock hammer and lens cap than of his family. i would develop my pictures and show them to my non-geology friends... they would always ask me... "where are the people?" and pretty much this sums it up.. .haha..
• Often has hair in a pony-tail (this applies to male or female geologists).
• Someone who will willingly cross an eight-lane interstate on foot to determine if the outcrops are the same on both sides. definitely remember running across hwys!
• Almost crashes his/her car looking at road cuts while driving. pat does this a lot STILL.. even when we go camping... (esp since he does most of the driving)
• They're all so gneiss. yes...yes we are!

what are your favorites???